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Someone: “That’s not going to work.” Me after it works:

One of the best pieces of advice I've ever received: Never try to explain "per capita" to someone who doesn't already understand it. Do you agree?

There are three sides to every story.

Heavy is the head that wears the crown of having to explain "per capita."

Stop looking for the perfect match; use a lighter.

Why is it always the posts you least expect that go viral?

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The replies when I do a post saying “Men are stronger than women on average.”

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There’s something beautifully feminine about a woman that can sing. The tones carry a resonance that’s inexplicably enchanting. Can anyone else relate to this?

Thanks everyone for 17,000 followers. Much appreciated. Shoutout to all my regular listeners who send encouraging messages behind the scenes and boost the vibe in my spaces.

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