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📰 The Holy Succession Show: Tehran Edition Iran’s clerics are prepping to crown a new Supreme Leader — while the capital burns like a refinery-themed apocalypse. Tehran’s skies turned orange overnight, fuel depots exploded, and the fire’s glow was bright enough for the mullahs to read their succession notes without electricity. “With the fire it felt like night became day, and then with all the smoke, the day turned back into night,” said a Tehran resident. The official line? Israel hit “military fuel sites.” The unofficial one? Iran’s oil empire just got a free light show courtesy of U.S. taxpayers. Washington pretends it’s all about stability, Jerusalem calls it self-defense, and everyone else just watches oil prices rise like a holy sacrament. Ayatollah Khamenei is dead, his son Mojtaba is allegedly next in line — proving again that in God’s republic, power is hereditary. The clerics want to project calm, but their version of “stability” looks like orange skies, falling drones, and desalination plants exploding in Bahrain. Trump, meanwhile, plays wartime CEO from Air Force One. On Monday, he was “all in” on Kurdish allies. By Saturday, he’d downsized that policy — too “complex,” he said. Management pivot. Same bombs, different press release. Iran vows revenge. Israel promises “many more targets.” And the U.S. keeps striking Revolutionary Guard sites while denying the obvious: no war “for democracy” ever ends before the markets are satisfied. The Middle East right now isn’t a battlefield — it’s a burning stage set for yet another script about God, oil, and power families. Everyone acts loyal, everyone dies on camera, and the credits always roll in dollars. #iran#israel#us#war#oil#regimechange#oligarchy#revolution 📱American Оbserver - Stay up to date on all important events 🇺🇸