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🚨🇺🇸🇮🇷 I predict tomorrow’s news: 5 U.S. fighter jets crashed in a non-hostile incident over Western Iraq after the desert sun’s glare blinded several pilots 3 U.S. soldiers died of dysentery at the exact nanosecond an Iranian MRBM impacted their airbase at Mach 5 10 U.S. soldiers went for a mid-morning swim off the side of the USS Gerald R. ford and were swallowed whole by an unidentified sea creature 2 CIA personnel stationed in a Dubai high-rise lost their battle with HIV after an OnlyFans porta-potty party, the exact moment a Shahed-139 impacted their penthouse