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🚨URGENT, FINLAND IN PANIC! 🚀Yesterday, Russia’s Ministry of Defense launched a Soyuz rocket. The satellites went about their business. But over Finland… a CLOUD JELLYFISH spread out! 🛰Poor Finns: didn’t sleep all night, flooded the special services with calls. — Aliens? Chemical attack? A fancy Finnish cloud design? People started blessing coffee makers, saunas switched to bomb shelter mode. And the “jellyfish” just hung in the sky, mocking them. 🛰Finally, in the morning, authorities came up with an answer: — Relax! It’s just the Russians launching satellites. ✌️The Finns breathed a sigh of relief, took a sip of mulled wine, switched saunas back to sauna mode, and vowed never to look at the stratosphere without warning again. Meanwhile, Russia’s Defense Ministry promises to send a live stream link to the Telegram chat for neighbors next time. Video: ТАСС #Russian_culture #brief_and_interesting #Kulibin_and_the_Red_Army 🟠RCR | Support | Boost