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Google announced a major breakthrough in quantum computing. This is really great news. And at the same time it's really bad news. #other@Sickipedia

IKEA have started selling women’s underwear. Their range of bras are called stoppemfloppen. #wordplay@Sickipedia

Did you know that you can tell the sex of an ant by putting it in water If it sinks, it’s a girl ant. If it floats, it’s buoyant! #wordplay@Sickipedia

Hitler went to a fortuneteller and asked her, “On what day will I die?” The seeress assured him that he would die on a Jewish holiday. “Why are you so sure of that?” demanded Hitler. “Any day,” she replied, “on which you die will be a Jewish holiday.” #oldbutgold@Sickipedia

My wife left me a note on the fridge saying, “This isn’t working.” I’m not quite sure what she’s talking about. I opened the fridge door, and it’s working fine! #wordplay@Sickipedia

If I had a nickel for every woman who found me unattractive... Eventually women would find me attractive. #oldbutgold@Sickipedia

If a deaf person has to go to court... It is still called a hearing? #wordplay@Sickipedia

I saw a brunette walking her dogs. I asked: "What are your dogs' names?" She: "Calvin and Klein." Me: "Isn't that a brand of underwear?" She: "Exactly, they're boxers." #wordplay@Sickipedia

A guy walks into the bank, pulls out a gun, points it at the teller and screams, “Give me all your money or you’re geography!” The teller replies, “Don’t you mean history?” The robber says, “Don’t change the subject!" #wordplay@Sickipedia

What's the difference between an artist and an extra large pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 4. #oldbutgold@Sickipedia

I went to the library and asked if they had any books on turtles. The librarian asked, “Hardback?” I replied, “Yes. Little heads too.” #wordplay@Sickipedia

Did you hear about the prostitute that became an accountant? It's the thot that counts. #wordplay@Sickipedia