Edward Slavsquat

Horrible rat Anatoly Chubais was vaxxed six months ago. Now his eyes won't close. There's a lesson here, somewhere. 🤔 [source: Nakanune.ru]

Kremlin spokesman Dmitry Peskov says compulsory vaccination decrees could be reintroduced in Russia if the country sees a spike in positive PCR tests (there are already numerous regions with mandatory injection policies, but whatever). He clarified, however, that there is currently no talk at the federal level about ordering large-scale coercive vaxxing. 🤷‍♂️💉💉💉💉🥳

Russian media outlets are reporting that the country’s birth rate has plummeted to levels not seen since the Great Patriotic War. How to solve this problem? More injections, maybe?🤷‍♂️💉 https://edwardslavsquat.substack.com/p/russias-demographic-crisis-is-slightly

Famous creep Anatoly Chubais, who left Russia in March, has been hospitalized with Guillain-Barré syndrome. Sounds like someone got vaxxed! 💉💉💉 [source: Kommersant]

Prepare yourself for some truly impressive clot-shot shenanigans....🥳🥳🥳https://edwardslavsquat.substack.com/p/covid-russia-impressive-clot-shot

The latest face diaper update from Russia. Please note: many regions quietly stopped enforcing mask rules for hospitals—and then the federal government intervened... At the beginning of the week, Alexei Kuznetsov, Assistant to the Head of the Ministry of Health of the Russian Federation, reported that the mask regime in medical organizations was not canceled due to the continued circulation of the coronavirus infection. However, only in a few regions, according to official documents, the mandatory wearing of masks remained.😷🤔 [source: TASS]

Remember: Face Pay is 100% voluntary. There will never be a point in time when not-paying-with-your-face will be discontinued, due to being unsafe and inconvenient. That will never happen.🤝 https://edwardslavsquat.substack.com/p/moscow-to-expand-safe-and-convenient

Russian media is reporting that Moscow's police officers have been ordered to get re-vaxxed. Authorities seek "100% herd immunity" among the city's police force. (Moscow cops also have to wear masks while on the job.) Without proof of revaccination, officers won't be able to apply for time off/go on vacation. 🤷‍♂️💉💉💉💉

Reminder that Russia has already laid the groundwork for a friendly social credit system. How is this any different from what depraved western governments (*cough* and China *cough*) are doing? Curious minds want to know...🧐🧐[source: TASS]

Another day, another Rachmaninoff vesper. Fun reports coming your way tomorrow. Until then, friends —🤝https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aU5A_5hVbdM

When we last left our hero, Edward had foolishly consumed an entire decanter of magic chacha before stumbling upon a vigil for a fatally dehydrated American tourist. While in mourning, Edward was kidnapped at dagger-point by a nameless fatty… https://edwardslavsquat.substack.com/p/cringey-casablanca-the-abduction

The Atlantic Council's CBDC Tracker (lol) claims Russia is far ahead of the US/NATO states with its total control, zero privacy central bank digital token. Nooooooo! Moscow is going to win the CBDC arms race!!! 🥰