Edward Slavsquat

Beijing walks back vax decree? Official says proof of Q-tip (sigh) is still accepted to partake in basic human activities? STAY TUNED... 🧐🧐💉💉

Exciting news: Beijing’s Municipal Health Commission announced that starting next week, residents of the Chinese capital will need to be vaccinated to gain entry to various public venues and businesses. 💉💉https://edwardslavsquat.substack.com/p/greetings-from-sunny-shanghai

Newly injected Russians are still being issued QR codes even though cattle tags were dropped in mid-April. There is no cause for alarm. Cattle tags will never return.https://edwardslavsquat.substack.com/p/covid-russia-closely-watched-clot

The below journal entries are a truthful retelling of Edward Slavsquat’s ongoing presence in the Caucuses.https://edwardslavsquat.substack.com/p/waiting-for-an-exit-visa-in-cringey

Yes, now Russians get to enjoy homegrown genetic medicines for “coronavirus,” and this amazing next-generation technological platform will be used to quickly develop treatments for “viral infections” waiting patiently for them in the future. Yippee. https://edwardslavsquat.substack.com/p/genetic-russia

Sputnik V: safe and effective😎

If Putin is sincere about expelling degenerate pill pushers from Russia, how far is he willing to go? Because in order to have a meaningful impact he’ll have to go pretty far. All the way, actually.https://edwardslavsquat.substack.com/p/putin-vs-big-pharma-the-ultimate

Russia wants to vax your kitty.💉🐈🐈

An encouraging update from Dmitry Medvedev. 🥳🥳🥳

You think you can just keep living a normal life now, knowing that Crimean-Congo Fever is lurking in the nearest alleyway with a dirty rag and a bottle of chloroform? Are you completely insane?https://edwardslavsquat.substack.com/p/whos-excited-for-crimean-congo-fever

There could be a silver lining to western attempts to derail Russia’s economy: maybe this means there are now fewer resources (or lack of necessary imports) for the Russian government to pursue gross projects that nobody wants or needs? Let’s examine the evidence.https://edwardslavsquat.substack.com/p/have-sanctions-made-it-harder-to

COVID Macarena — the hit single from April 2020!