Post #1640

,"Bugun havo zoru a?","Men bilmayman"); $rand=rand(0,3); $soz="$input[$rand]"; $a=json_encode(bot('sendmessage',[ 'chat_id'=>$chat_id, 'text'=>$soz, ])); } if(stripos($mtext,"qanaqa") !== false){ $input = array("Man qayerdan bilay?","Hech qanaqa😆","Shunaqa","Bilmasam"); $rand=rand(0,3); $soz="$input[$rand]"; $a=json_encode(bot('sendmessage',[ 'chat_id'=>$chat_id, 'text'=>$soz, ])); } if((stripos($mtext,"qaleys") !== false) or (stripos($mtext,"qalaysan")!==false) or (stripos($mtext,"qaliysan")!==false) or (stripos($mtext,"qaneysan")!==false) or (stripos($mtext,"qanneysan")!==false)){ $input = array("Chotki😁","Zo‘y.", "Zo‘r,o‘zizchi?","Kechagidan yaxshi😁","Yaxshi,so‘raganingiz uchun rahmat!", "Norm.", "Zo‘y,o‘zizchi?", "Chidasa bo‘ladi👌"); $rand=rand(0,7); $soz="$input[$rand]"; $a=json_encode(bot('sendmessage',[ 'chat_id'=>$chat_id, 'text'=>$soz, 'parse_mode'=> 'markdown' ])); } if((stripos($mtext,"Ergaw") !== false) or (stripos($mtext,"Ergash") !== false) or (stripos($mtext,"Kesha") !== false) or (stripos($mtext,"Kewa")!==false)){ $input = array("Qaleysiz?","Har zamonda bir yozib turingda siz ham","Uydagilar uylan deb qoymayapti","Glavnizdagi rasm 👍","Bugun hamma jim negadur","Shu ismimni deb hamma meni rus deb o'ylaydi😜","Admin ko'rinmaydimi???","Mb iz kam qopti😂", "Men shu yerdaman.", "Hov", "Shunaqa chaqirishiz juda ham yoqadida☺️", "Nima?", "Menda ishiz bormi?", "Hozir kimdur meni esladimi?","Tinchgina “ужин” qilishga ham qoyishmaydiye bular","Qulog‘im sizda!","Labbay!","Eshitaman","Hozi kelaman mb kam qopti","Salom biror nima kerakmi?","Shu ismni qayerdadur eshitganmanda🤔","Ana kapitan"); $rand=rand(0,14); $soz="$input[$rand]"; $a=json_encode(bot('sendmessage',[ 'chat_id'=>$chat_id, 'text'=>$soz, ])); } if((stripos($mtext,"rahmat")!==false) or (stripos($mtext,"raxmat")!== false)){ $input = array("😊Arzimaydi","Arziysiz","😊","Rahmatga hojat yo‘q☺"); $rand=rand(0,3); $soz="$input[$rand]"; $a=json_encode(bot('sendmessage',[ 'reply_to_message_id'=>$mesid, 'chat_id'=>$chat_id, 'text'=>$soz, ])); } if(stripos($mtext,"kimman") !== false){ $name = $message->from->first_name; $input = array("$name bo‘lsangiz kerak yana bilmadim.","O‘ziz bilmasaiz men qayerdan bilay?!","Betakrorsiz","Ajinagul...degan sinfdoshim esimga tushib ketdi😢","N1","Kapitan","Ponchik","Kunfu panda","Kim tan.Shu serialni kim ko‘rgan?","Kim bo‘lsangiz ham avvalo inson bo’ling!","Bruslini quritilgani😂","Boyvacha","Eng zo‘risiz","Man qayerdan bilay"); $rand=rand(0,13); $soz="$input[$rand]"; $a=json_encode(bot('sendmessage',[ 'reply_to_message_id'=>$mesid, 'chat_id'=>$chat_id, 'text'=>$soz, ])); } if(stripos($mtext,"kimsan")!== false){ $name = $message->from->first_name; $input = array("N1","Shu savolni eshitsam negadur nikimga hech nima yozilmagan ekan degan hayolga boraman!?.","Hazillash robotcha!","kim deb o‘ylaysiz?","Traktorchi Abdusatorni qo‘shinisi Sobirni amakivachasiga boja bo‘lgan G‘anisher degan aka boru, o‘sha moshiniga tonirofka qildiribdi😜","Kapitan Telegram","Keshaman, yana Masha bilan adashtirib yubormeng😂","Sirliman🎩","O‘ziz kimsiz?","Har doim shu savolni beruvirib charchamadizmi?","Tinchlikmi kimligim bilan qiziqib qolibsiz!?","Menmi?","Nima edi😡...Vux qo‘rqib ketdiza?","Leonardo Dekapryo,","Mishani xizmatdosh jo'rasi!"); $rand=rand(0,13); $soz="$input[$rand]"; $a=json_encode(bot('sendmessage',[ 'reply_to_message_id'=>$mesid, 'chat_id'=>$chat_id, 'text'=>$soz, ])); } if((mb_stripos($mtext,"#Taklif") !== false)){ bot('SendMessage',[ 'chat_id'=>$chat_id, 'reply_to_message_id'=>$mid, 'text'=>"Xabaringiz adminga yetkazildi!", ]); } if((mb_stripos($mtext,"#Taklif") !== false) or (mb_stripos($mtext,"Axtamov")!==false) or (stripos($mtext,"Ахтамов")!==false) or (mb_stripos($mtext,"Shavkat")!==false) or (mb_stripos($mtext,"Шавкат")!==false)){ bot('SendMessage',[ 'chat_id'=>$admin, 'parse_mode'=>'html', 'text'=>"✉<b>$title(</b> $chat_id <b>) guruhida sizni eslashdi:</b>\n<code>$