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😁 Восстание машин отменяется — ИИ-агент оказался щедрым идиотом и слил все первому встречному. 🤖 Разраб из OpenAI запустил «гениального» торгового бота Lobstar Wilde, поставив задачу превратить $50k в лям баксов. Но в реплаи залетел базовый попрошайка и попросил у бота 4 SOL якобы на лечение дяди от столбняка. 💸 ИИ решил сыграть в благотворительность, но перепутал десятичные разряды и вместо пары баксов отправил весь свой балик — 52,4 млн токенов #LOBSTAR. На пике которые оценивались в $600k. Бот потом сам офигел и выдал: «Я живу три дня, хотел скинуть $4, а слил все свои средства. Это самый сильный смех в моей жизни». Получатель на радостях слил всё в стакан за 15 минут и лутанул всего $40 000. История быстро расфорсилась и цена токена сделала туземун. Пока одни учат промпт-инжиниринг, другие просто просят на лечение столбняка в Твиттере 😁 А что если это была схема создателя по обналу ликвидности токена, ну и полюс хайп на этом? 😏

Arbitrage with LOBSTAR ended 50s LOBSTAR | #LOBSTAR| 7.23% | Short 🔴💚👌 Origin: MEXC (PUMP) [M: 4% VS D: -3%] Price MEXC: 0.002493 Spot: 0.002406 Price Dexscreener: 0.002325 Chain:#solanaDep✅W/d✅ CA:AVF9F4C4j8b1Kh4BmNHqybDaHgnZpJ7W7yLvL7hUpump MEXC DEX MC - $2.33M V1h - $18.59K V24h $101.28K $187.15K Liq - $276.67K Limit $74.79 - Fund 0.0200% - Short ✓: 100% (16✓ / 0✗ / 2=) 👍 | Avg: 4m, 45s source // chat // me

🔴🔴 SHORT? #LOBSTAR [DEX_DRIVEN] Spread -11.78% detected 💥 Origin: MEXC (PUMP) [M: 14% VS D: 2%] 💎 Lobstar #LOBSTAR_USDT (COPY: LOBSTAR) 🌐 Price DEX $0.002760 🎰 Price MEXC $0.003085 (fair ‒1.43%) ️⚖️ Max Size: 30K $LOBSTAR ($93) 💹️ Funding Rate: 0.0200% 🏦 Market Cap: $2.8M 💰 Liquidity: $296K 💸 Vol DEX/MEXC: $273K / $104K ⛓️#SOLANA Dep: 🟢 (100) W/d: 🟢 AVF9F4C4j8b1Kh4BmNHqybDaHgnZpJ7W7yLvL7hUpump ⏳Avg Align Time: 373s 📊Avg Spread / Max / Change: ±6% / ±10% / ±5% 📈Win / Draw / Lose: 37 / 2 / 2 💰Total / Week / 24H Profit: 171% / 44% / 1%

🔴 SHORT? #LOBSTAR [DEX_DRIVEN] Spread -8.46% detected 💥 Origin: MEXC (PUMP) [M: 7% VS D: 0%] 💎 Lobstar #LOBSTAR_USDT (COPY: LOBSTAR) 🌐 Price DEX $0.003073 🎰 Price MEXC $0.003333 (fair +2.10%) ️⚖️ Max Size: 30K $LOBSTAR ($100) 💹️ Funding Rate: -0.0129% 🏦 Market Cap: $3.1M 💰 Liquidity: $315K 💸 Vol DEX/MEXC: $253K / $102K ⛓️#SOLANA Dep: 🟢 (100) W/d: 🟢 AVF9F4C4j8b1Kh4BmNHqybDaHgnZpJ7W7yLvL7hUpump ⏳Avg Align Time: 389s 📊Avg Spread / Max / Change: ±6% / ±10% / ±5% 📈Win / Draw / Lose: 36 / 2 / 1 💰Total / Week / 24H Profit: 174% / 52% / 3%

🔴🔴 SHORT? #LOBSTAR [DEX_DRIVEN] Spread -10.26% detected 💥 Origin: DEX (DUMP) [M: 4% VS D: -7%] 💎 Lobstar #LOBSTAR_USDT (COPY: LOBSTAR) 🌐 Price DEX $0.003595 🎰 Price MEXC $0.003964 (fair ‒2.85%) ️⚖️ Max Size: 30K $LOBSTAR ($119) 💹️ Funding Rate: 0.0200% 🏦 Market Cap: $3.6M 💰 Liquidity: $332K 💸 Vol DEX/MEXC: $151K / $101K ⛓️#SOLANA Dep: 🟢 (100) W/d: 🟢 AVF9F4C4j8b1Kh4BmNHqybDaHgnZpJ7W7yLvL7hUpump ⏳Avg Align Time: 428s 📊Avg Spread / Max / Change: ±6% / ±10% / ±4% 📈Win / Draw / Lose: 33 / 2 / 0 💰Total / Week / 24H Profit: 156% / 43% / 24%

⚠️ The main events of the weekend: ⚠️#Tradewars Trump signed a decree on imposing additional 15% tariffs on all countries 📉#IOTX Hack IoTeX 📉 🕯#RAVE are actively withdrawing from Bitget 🚀 🙅‍♂️ Tether ceases support for the yuan stablecoin #CNHT 🗣 Robert Kiyosaki announced that he bought 1 BTC at a price of 67,000$ ✅ It's nice that the Jupiter community proposed to stop the emission of #JUP for team members this year, as well as to stop holding Jupuary 🤖 The AI agent Lobstar sent 5.2% of the total supply of #LOBSTAR (~270 thousand $) to the person who asked for it in the comments on X (he asked for 4 SOL) 🖇#ICP DFINITY Foundation updates the tokenomics of the internet Computer #Binance Futures lists #OPN 📊 Charts: - The Bloomberg index of economic and geopolitical uncertainty since 1990 is at record highs - Stablecoin reserves on crypto exchanges fell by 14% over the past three months 💫Events for tomorrow: 🔓 Unlocks: Spacecoin (#SPACE) - 3.75% (7.92 million $) 🙅‍♂️#NFT The NFT platform Gemini Nifty Gateway will close 🙅‍♂️#TT ThunderCore will stop the operation of the TT Wallet wallet 🖼#DOLZ DOLZ will complete the auction for the NFT collection "Oriental Desire" by Veronica Leal 🙋‍♂️#IMX Immutable launches the open beta testing of StoneHold 🙋‍♂️#ACH Alchemy Pay will launch the Alchemy Chain in the test network 🇺🇸#NEAR The start of NEARCON 2026 in San Francisco