Итак, сторисы в Телеграме.
Вы меня знаете, как убеждённого хейтера всех новых форматов: начиная от сторис, заканчивая короткими вертикальными видео. Я могу часами рассуждать о том, как "общество деградирует". Но популярность этой наркоты так непредставимо огромна, что даже псевдо-идеалист Дуров не сдержался, и:
— Своровал напрямую фичу из другого сервиса, хотя не любит так делать,
— Вставил в продуманный мессенджер для интеллектуалов ширпотребный продукт.
Фундаментальная проблема Телеграм-сторис в том, что люди, которые у меня в контактах в мессенджере, и люди, от которых интересно смотреть регулярный медиа-контент — это два очень слабо пересекающихся множества. Я утром обнаружил в списке сторис кучу непонятных ноунеймов, и почти всегда оказывалось, что это какой-нибудь менеджер какого-нибудь заказчика, с которым мы обменивались рабочей документацией три года назад. Это не мой друг, не блогер, не член семьи, так что смотреть сторисы от него/неё для меня не имеет никакого смысла.
Пожалуй, сторисы нужны были бы только в каналах, но... их там не сделали вообще. Иногда мышление команды Телеграма выходит за пределы моего понимания.
Вместе с тем, совершенно никак не исправлены привычные болячки и косяки этого формата, хотя Дуров вроде как в превью обещал, что Телеграм-сторисы будут какими-то особенными, и реализованы не так, как у всех. Но что мы видим? Те же самые неизбежно вертикальные фото/видео. Нет инструментов, чтобы запостить горизонтальный контент, которого до сих пор в сети очень много (например, кадр из фильма, кусочек стрима видеоигры итд). Та же проблема с текстами: чтобы читать сторисы, нужно держать палец на экране. В общем, совершенно те же говносторисы, что и везде.
В целом, плюс у этого только один: надеюсь, данная функция добьёт в России инсту.
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🇩🇰#Denmark
Danish government released violent crime conviction rates by the perpetrator's country of origin.
Data shows foreigners from MENA/Africa are more than 5x likely to commit crimes.
“Migration is a strength” is the greatest lie ever told. It is anything BUT a strength.
🇩🇰#Denmark
Danish government released violent crime conviction rates by the perpetrator's country of origin.
Data shows foreigners from MENA/Africa are more than 5x likely to commit crimes.
“Migration is a strength” is the greatest lie ever told. It is anything BUT a strength.
🇩🇰 Denmark, Faroe Islands
✨ Extreme Bridge on Suðuroy Island
Suðuroy (Far. Suðuroy — "Southern Island") is the southernmost island of the Faroe Islands archipelago. The island covers an area of 164.71 km². In 2013, the population of the island was 4,702 people.
Immerse yourself in the unique atmosphere of Suðuroy Island
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#Denmark
@voyage
🇩🇰#DenmarkПитер Гётше: Фармацевтическая промышленность - это организованная преступность⚠️☝️
💬 Отпускаемые по рецепту лекарства, являются третьей по значимости причиной смерти после рака и сердечных заболеваний.
2nd prize to the design for a new culture and community house in the Hamburger suburb Horner.
The proposal embraces social inclusion to create a new meeting place for its local users and is designed for disassembly with a full CLT construction. The design is based on circular principles with upcycled wood facades, focus on biodiversity in its outdoor areas, local rainwater management and more.
Architecture by Adept Architects
#arch_shovel#architecture#denmark
Denmark summoned the US ambassador over Greenland
US President Donald Trump has appointed Louisiana Governor Jeff Landry as his special envoy for Greenland. He justified this by saying that Landry understands "how important Greenland is to our national security, and he will resolutely defend the interests of our country."
Denmark, which owns Greenland, reacted with indignation to another manifestation of Trump's claims to the island. Foreign Minister Lars Loekke Rasmussen called the appointment of a special envoy "completely unacceptable." The Danish government has summoned the American ambassador in Copenhagen to protest.
#Greenland#Trump#Denmark
👂More on Trump's Ear
The Danish government has set up a “night watch” in the foreign ministry, not to keep out the wildlings and White Walkers like the Night’s Watch of Game of Thrones, but rather to monitor Donald Trump’s pronouncements and movements while Copenhagen sleeps 🛌.
The night watch starts at 5pm local time each day and at 7am a report is produced and distributed around the Danish government and relevant departments about what was said and took place, the Politiken newspaper reported 📰.
The position is understood to have been introduced in the aftermath of the diplomatic row between Copenhagen and Washington over Greenland this spring , when the US president threatened to take control of the Arctic island 🌄.
#Trump#Denmark#Greenland
👂More on Trump's Ear
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✅Scientists from Denmark have developed a pill that replaces intense training. Researchers from a Danish university claim that the molecule, called LaKe, has the same effect on the body as a 10 km run.
💯The drug is currently being tested on mice, but chemists are convinced that it will soon be possible to conduct tests on people. Dr. Thomas Poulsen, responsible for the invention, believes that their development will help people with ailments such as heart problems live better. All you need to do is pop LaKe while continuing to chill on the couch.
A magic pill for remote workers, finally.
#Running#Denmark
MARKHEMIST
The United States is using its economic power to “assert its will" and threaten military force against friend and foe alike, a Danish intelligence agency said in a new report.
The Danish Defense Intelligence Service, in its latest annual assessment, said Washington's greater assertiveness under the Trump administration also comes as China and Russia seek to diminish Western, especially American, influence.
Perhaps most sensitive to Denmark — a NATO and European Union member country, and a U.S. ally — is growing competition between those great powers in the Arctic. U.S. President Donald Trump has expressed a desire to see Greenland, a semiautonomous and mineral-rich territory of Denmark, become part of the United States, a move opposed by Russia and much of Europe.
#Denmark#Greenland#Military
👂More on Trump's Ear
🇩🇰#Denmark / 🇬🇱#Greenland - 🇺🇸#US: Danish troops deployed to Greenland in January were reportedly prepared to destroy key airport runways and brought blood supplies, amid fears of a possible US military annexation of the island.
According to multiple reports, the explosives were intended to prevent US aircraft from landing in the event of an invasion, while the blood supplies were stockpiled to treat the wounded.
(via BBC & The Guardian)
🇺🇸#US - 🇩🇰#Denmark / 🇬🇱#Greenland: Footage showing the Danish Foreign Minister and Greenland’s Foreign Affairs Minister smoking outside the White House after a meeting with US officials Marco Rubio and J.D. Vance over Greenland’s future.
Perhaps a sign of bad news...