Jokes Around the Globe

MTN 250 GB DATA FREE HACK!!! Buy a new mtn sim, register it. Get up at exactly 12 am, dial *222#. Tie a red scarf on your head, tie black cloth on your waist and paint your legs white. Shout "MTN MTN MTN" 7 times and watch what happens. Check your balance with *124# Don't thank me, what are friends for. @jokesaroudtheglobe

*I went for police recruitment dem say make we run 200m, I came 1st..police arrest me say i dey run like thief😂* @jokearoundtheglobe

*I hātē it when some website ask me ' are you human ' 😬😬 no I be mango 😄😙* @jokearoundtheglobe

*Having rich friends is not easy😩 they told me to buy 2 bottles of Hennessy while coming😡🙅*

*If you are single and no one is texting you, please go offline you are making the network to be slow😊😊😃* @jokearoundtheglobe

*Omo to be side chiçk k no easy oo😣 na back of fridge I hide since yesterday 😅😆* @jokearoundtheglobe

*Una don start again😭 Na Who give Bill Gates my number😬😠* @jokearoundtheglobe

Some people Valentine's gift will last for 9 month with no pads Am I communicating or I should take my ricewater and go😂😂😂😂😂😂

*🤦🏾‍♂️Right now,I don't know if I'm going through a lot or a lot is going through me but one thing for sure is that me and a lot are going through each other😪😫😂😹* @jokearoundtheglobe

*He toast u, u no gree. U beg am for money, he no give u. U kon dey vex, no be who get admission dey pay school fees?* 🤷‍♂🤷‍♂🤷‍♂🤷‍♂ @jokearoundtheglobe

*DOCTOR asked a patient* *in the hospital* *this morning "Do you* *exercise daily to keep* *healthy" patient Yes* *doctor... I play football* *and tennis daily DOCTOR: Good! How* *long do you play* *Patient I play till the* *battery on my phone* *goes down the doctor* *fainted*🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 @jokearoundtheglobe

*My sister When your man is going out on Saturday wearing suit my sister follow him oo, he might be going for his wedding. 😂😂😂This days you can't trust the gender called men 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣* @jokearoundtheglobe