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IKEA have started selling women’s underwear. Their range of bras are called stoppemfloppen. #wordplay@Sickipedia

Did you know that you can tell the sex of an ant by putting it in water If it sinks, it’s a girl ant. If it floats, it’s buoyant! #wordplay@Sickipedia

My wife left me a note on the fridge saying, “This isn’t working.” I’m not quite sure what she’s talking about. I opened the fridge door, and it’s working fine! #wordplay@Sickipedia

If a deaf person has to go to court... It is still called a hearing? #wordplay@Sickipedia

I saw a brunette walking her dogs. I asked: "What are your dogs' names?" She: "Calvin and Klein." Me: "Isn't that a brand of underwear?" She: "Exactly, they're boxers." #wordplay@Sickipedia

A guy walks into the bank, pulls out a gun, points it at the teller and screams, “Give me all your money or you’re geography!” The teller replies, “Don’t you mean history?” The robber says, “Don’t change the subject!" #wordplay@Sickipedia

I went to the library and asked if they had any books on turtles. The librarian asked, “Hardback?” I replied, “Yes. Little heads too.” #wordplay@Sickipedia

Did you hear about the prostitute that became an accountant? It's the thot that counts. #wordplay@Sickipedia

In college, I thought it was ok to drink a lot of alcohol and smoke a lot of pot. But cocaine…. is where I drew the line. #wordplay@Sickipedia

My wife insists the Bible is placed next our bed whenever we make love. This ensures we do it by the book. #wordplay@Sickipedia

I was walking down the street this morning and I was hit by a violin, then a clarinet, and then a French horn. I think it was an orchestrated attack. #wordplay@Sickipedia

After many years of marriage, I think my wife still finds me sexy. Everytime I go past her in the house she says, "What an ass." #wordplay@Sickipedia