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Source channel @olddriverGDstudy · Post #102 · Oct 18

游龙历险记 孔子云:食色性也。本人自然逃不出圣人所料。于是踏上了这条不归路。能看到这篇文章的估计都已经在此道初窥门径,我便不再规劝各位,望各位好自为之。以下我分享一下个人探索世界的经历,希望各位能从其中吸取教训,少上当,多开好车。 探索篇 人生初体验: 资源途径是朋友分享的专业招嫖软件,名为51品茶。一日恰逢休假,兴致大发,遂行动。QQ约好800/pp(上门)。到了宾馆之后给她拍房卡,发送手机号,坐等上门。约半小时后,人到。人图不一,想退货,奈何是个新手在小姐的忽悠下同意了(这个小姐外形也还行)。付钱开搞。服务非常简单,口硬了开干。态度奇差,一直玩手机。一炮结束后,大为扫兴,要求退钱。小姐没同意,说给推荐其他资源。让人走了,发消息不回。两百块没了。 事后反省: 招嫖软件上的基本都是代聊,鸡头,层层转包,八百最后到小姐手机可能只有四百。尽量不要通过软件找。根据另一次经历,推测出一个人软件发布资源,然后转给鸡头,鸡头联系小姐。对小姐不要心软,人图不一的全是代聊,直接拒绝。路费都不要给。这种小姐能拿到手的都非常少,不可能有好的体验。不要对小姐的人品抱有期待,和小姐的交易必须当面完成,人走账清。 人生再探索: 去找同学玩,同学介绍了一家洗浴中心,398半套,技师年纪偏大,服务一流。不满意的可以换,多换几个总能找到个还行的。熟人带着才有全套。 事后反省: 熟人带着可以搞大活,要么就装老嫖客,技师可以私聊带出来。级别翻倍。随便搞。 斗智斗勇篇 洗浴中心第二天,同学给了一个QQ号,加上之后网上选人。888/p,本人选了两个1600。留下联系方式和房卡。约好时间,时间到了之后让转账后小姐上楼。觉得号是同学给的诚信有保障,遂给888。转账后暴露,各种借口让付另一半,小姐没上楼。期间双方斗智斗勇,互相忽悠。我想让对面给我把钱转回来,对面忽悠我转剩下的一半。最终恼羞成怒,报上我的姓名,扬言砍我一只手,(猜测酒店前台泄露了我的信息)同时发来一段视频,西瓜刀寒光四射。本人放话:有种上来。同时戴上口罩开门跑路,110已经拨好,随时可打。 反省:任何时候都不要放松警惕,哪怕同学给的资源,不见小姐不付钱。面对卖淫团伙仙人跳威胁不要怂,他刚你更刚。报警挂嘴上。(报警流程有不熟悉的建议有机会找个小事试一下,一般会问一些信息,提前准备好,比如出警地点) 安魂舒缓篇 找同学玩回来,欲找个熟女安慰一下受惊的心灵。人来略坦,无奈大莱莱迷惑了我的双眼,上门后推荐闺蜜双飞,怦然心动。共计2400。无奈服务相当机车,身材走样,下面松垮垮,除了奶子可以,其余都不行。没射出来就软了。实在下不去鸡儿。 反省:不要相信鸡头嘴里熟女这种东西,玛德二十多的他说是学生,30多的他说是二十的,四五十的才是他们嘴里的熟女。再次强调不要在床上相信小姐任何话,这时候男人每个清醒的,要谈也是提上裤子以后。 同一个地方跌倒四次: 一日兴起,招嫖,谈好价格1000pp,人来看中,付钱后准备洗漱。小姐借口自己来之前已经洗漱过了,让我自行洗漱,于是洗漱,途中和小姐聊天,指挥我洗一下鸡儿,不然口的时候不卫生。遂用肥皂擦洗,泡沫正浓时,小姐夺路而逃。跑了。又一日兴起,约好后酒店等人敲门后端详良久,这特么不是上次跑路的那个小姐,遂激动指控,逼其退钱,无奈忘记堵门,又跑了。再一日兴起,来一未成年,吓我一哆嗦,赶紧换了一个,由于兴致大起,已经洗好澡等待,准备人来直接开干。来后小姐说已经洗过澡了,没多久,提枪上马,干到一半,小姐私处异味严重,大为影响兴致。某一日,兴致再起,欲探索酒店小卡片。打电话后,人来。500一次,没啥服务,催人,质量不行,隆胸,关键隆过以后也只有B-,还特么硬,我都不敢捏,害怕摸坏了。 反省:之所以是一个地方跌倒四次,是因为开房地点都在万达中心。怀疑此地有诈。各位谨慎。小姐来了以后一定要洗澡,不论她什么借口。一定要注意卫生。不健康不说,还特么影响兴致。如果洗澡前付了钱,就同时洗澡,要么洗澡之后付钱。针对上门小姐服务机车,不认真的情况,各位可以尝试事后付款。(这点要约之前就谈好,省的浪费时间),另外远离未成年,绝对不能精虫上脑。万一被抓就不是换个星球生活的事了 云南之行: 微信约好1600包夜,小姐来到后,外形颜值良好。遂付款开整态度良好。体验良好。两炮结束后,小姐借口上厕所,卫生间内偷偷穿戴整齐,趁机夺路而逃。一日游玩结束后,浑身酸痛,想洗个澡。打车告诉司机说去洗澡。无奈司机会错意,直接拉到一家养生馆,说有当地特色。于是体验一把。没有大活298,洗澡加按摩加轻色情服务,最后大飞机。技师相当漂亮。听话。云南少数民族农村的,后悔没加微信。 反省:包夜一定要谨慎小姐偷偷溜走,思来想去只有钱给一半这个办法,这种方法也得提前说好。省的浪费时间。养生馆的小姐姐,我怎么就没要微信呢。真特么后悔。 青岛之行: 是一家spa馆,只做特殊服务的那种,小姐质量超高,服务非常机车。1399打了个飞机摸了一下奶。 反省:不要让妹妹迷失了双眼啊,看到漂亮姐姐就付钱是可耻的。 门店会员: 一家我工作城市的足浴店,挺大的,技师日常上班三四十个。质量有好有差,不满意就换,服务分档次,1000的会员,3000的会员,10000的会员。我是3000的,3000的不给口,可以打奶炮。服务挺好,单次消费666,按摩,加胸推,调情之类的,不给口,不给日。 反省:足浴店的技师因为按摩脚丫子,稍有不慎就会沾染脚气,再摸你的蛋蛋,容易引起蛋蛋瘙痒,或者各种皮肤病。要谨慎啊,事后一定要用肥皂清洗自己的二弟,别图省事用纸擦擦了事。别问我怎么知道的。 大本营: 一个外围2000两小时,相当漂亮,服务温柔,身材也好。 反省:我怎么这么穷? 作者:王一 标签:#原创,#知识,#经验反省

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Сhilonzor tumani hokimligi Matbuot xizmati

@Chilonzor_tuman_hokimligi · Post #82920 · 04/08/2026, 04:00 AM

#Yo‘llarga_suv_toshishining_oldi_olinmoqda Tinimsiz yog‘ib turgan yomg‘ir tufayli yo‘llarga suv toshishi holatlari bo‘lishi mumkin. Shu bois, tuman Obodonlashtirish boshqarmasi xodimlari tungi navbatchilikda va tonggi faoliyatida yo‘llar chekkalarini va irrigatsiya ariqlarini tozalab, yo‘llarga suv toshishi holatlarining oldini olish ishlarini amalga oshirmoqdalar. 👉👉👉 Shu o‘rinda, tunda ham faoliyatini davom ettirib, yo‘llardagi suv toshqinlarining oldini olish ishlarini olib borgan tuman Obodonlashtirish boshqarmasi xodimlariga minnatdorlik bildiramiz. ⬅️⬅️⬅️ Shu bilan birga tumandoshlarimiz va tumanimiz mehmonlaridan, yo‘l atrofida joylashgan savdo nuqtalari va umumiy ovqatlanish shahobchalari mas’ullaridan irrigatsiya ariqlariga va ariqlar yaqiniga turli chiqindilarni tashlamasliklarini so‘rab qolamiz. 🔵 Сhilonzor_tumani_hokimligi

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@Chilonzor_tuman_hokimligi · Post #81814 · 03/18/2026, 05:08 AM

#Yo‘lovchilarga_qulaylik Endi piyodalarga yo‘l bermaydigan haydovchilar jarima to‘laydi Chilonzor tumanida piyodalar o‘tish joyidan o‘tayotgan piyodalarga yo‘l bermaslik holatini aniqlab, qonuniy chora ko‘radigan texnika vositalari o‘rnatilmoqda. 🔵@Сhilonzor_tuman_hokimligi

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@hpklwbj · Post #148351 · 12/08/2025, 05:07 AM

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@tavat_consulting · Post #801 · 01/23/2025, 05:15 AM

Xizmatlar importi, royalti va valyuta qarzlari mavjud kompaniyalar uchun eslatma Agar sizda doimiy ravishda: • xizmatlar importi, • royalti to‘lovlari, • valyutadagi qarzlar bo‘yicha foizlar bo‘lsa, hoziroq xorijiy hamkorlaringizdan 2025-yilga rezidentlik sertifikatlarini so‘rashni tavsiya etaman. 📌Eslatib o‘taman, rezidentlik sertifikatlariga qo‘yiladigan talablar Soliq kodeksining 358-moddasida keltirilgan. 🔗 Rezidentlik sertifikatlarini olish bo‘yicha batafsil yo‘riqnoma quyidagi havola orqali mavjud: 👉Yo‘riqnomani o‘qish Muammolardan qochish uchun ishingizni oldindan rejalashtiring va tayyorgarlik ko‘ring! Бухгалтер Толмачева Telegram | Instagram | Услуги аутсорса | Facebook | Youtube 💛 Muhim narsalar oddiy tilda! #eslatma#yo'riqnoma

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Qaraqalpaqstan Respublikası Transport ministrligi

@krmintrans · Post #13204 · 04/07/2026, 05:36 AM

#Jolawshılar dıqqatına 🚌 24A-sanlı “Nókis arqa batıs avtovokzal-Áskeriy prokuraturа” jónelisi boyinsha háreketleniwshi elektrobuslar Nókis arqa-batıs avtovokzaldan A.Dosnazarov kóshesi boylap Juqpalı kesellikler emlewxanası, E.Alakóz kóshesi boylap Oraylıq bazar arqalı S.Kamalov (burınǵı Tátibaev kóshesi boylap) Hamkor bank, Respublikalıq balalar emlewxaxası arqalı A.Dosnazarov kóshesine qayta túsip CH.Abdirov kóshesi boylap QMU bas korpusı hámde Endokrinologoya emlewxanası (xalıq tilinde Saxr bolnitca) arqalı aqırǵı bándirgi Áskeriy Prokuraturasına shekem háreketlenip xalıqqa xızmet kórsetip atır. Húrmetli jolawshılar! ❗️Elimizge alıp kelinip atırǵan zamanаgóy avtobus hám elektrobuslardıń kóp jıllar dawamında xalıqqa xızmet etiwin támiyinlew maqsetinde sizlerden avtobuslar salonında tazalıq mádeniyatın saqlawdı hámde ishki úskenelerine zıyan keltirmewińizdi sorap qalamız. 🚌 Avtobuslar tek ģana belgilengen bándirgi orınlarında toqtap ótedi. Avtobusqa miniw ushın bándirgilerde turıwınızdı soraymız. ——————————— #Yo‘lovchilar diqqatiga 🚌24A-sonli "Nukus shimoli-g‘arbiy avtovokzal-Harbiy prokuratura" yo‘nalishi bo‘yicha harakatlanuvchi elektrobuslar Nukus shimoli-g‘arbiy avtovokzaldan A.Dosnazarov ko‘chasi bo‘ylab Yuqumli kasalliklar shifoxonasi, E.Alako‘z ko‘chasi bo‘ylab Markaziy bozor orqali S.Kamalov (sobiq Tatibayev ko‘chasi bo‘ylab) Hamkor bank, Respublika bolalar shifoxonasi orqali A.Dosnazarov ko‘chasiga qayta tushib Ch.Abdirov ko‘chasi bo‘ylab QQDU bosh korpusi hamda Endokrinologiya shifoxonasi (xalq tilida Sahr shifoxonasi) orqali oxirgi bekat Harbiy Prokuraturasigacha harakatlanib xalqqa xizmat ko‘rsatib turibdi. Hurmatli yo‘lovchilar! ❗️️Yurtimizga olib kelinayotgan zamonaviy avtobus va elektrobuslarning ko‘p yillar davomida xalqqa xizmat qilishini ta’minlash maqsadida sizlardan avtobuslar salonida tozalik madaniyatini saqlashni hamda ichki jihozlariga zarar yetkazmasligingizni so‘rab qolamiz. 🚌 Avtobuslar faqat belgilangan bekat joylarida to‘xtab o‘tadi. Avtobusga chiqish uchun bekatlarda turishingizni so‘raymiz. 👉https://qaraqalpaqstan.mintrans.uz Instagram |🌐 sayt |✉️telegram |📱facebook|📱twitter

Qaraqalpaqstan Respublikası Transport ministrligi

@krmintrans · Post #12194 · 11/06/2025, 12:14 PM

#JOLAWSHÍLAR DÍQQATÍNA! Usı jıldıń 22-noyabr sánesinen baslap 6354-6353-sanlı "Nókis-Úrgensh-Nókis" jónelisinde qatnawshı qalalar aralıq poezdları ushın bilet bahaları asırılǵanlıǵın málim etemiz. Jańa bilet bahaları: Úlkenler ushın - 40 000 sum Balalar ushın - 21 500 sum. Jańa tarifler xızmet kórsetiwdiń sapasın jaqsılaw hám jolawshılar ushın qolaylı sharayatlar jaratıw maqsetinde engizilmekte. ----------------------- #YO‘LOVCHILAR DIQQATIGA! Joriy yilning 22-noyabr sanasidan boshlab 6354-6353-sonli “Nukus–Urgench–Nukus” yo‘nalishida qatnovchi shaharlararo poyezdlari uchun chipta narxlari oshirilganligini ma’lum qilamiz. Yangi chipta narxlari: Kattalar uchun — 40 000 so‘m Bolalar uchun — 21 500 so‘m Yangi tariflar xizmat ko‘rsatish sifatini yaxshilash va yo‘lovchilar uchun qulay sharoitlar yaratish maqsadida joriy etilmoqda. Instagram |🌐 sayt |✉️telegram |📱facebook|📱twitter

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@tavat_consulting · Post #559 · 10/04/2024, 04:18 AM

📈 O‘zbekistonda nafaqat tovarlar, balki xizmatlar bo‘yicha ham import operatsiyalari soni ortib bormoqda. Bu esa hujjatlarni to‘g‘ri rasmiylashtirish bilan bog‘liq yangi masalalarni keltirib chiqarmoqda. ❓ Asosiy jihatlardan biri - bu rezidentlik sertifikatlari va ikki tomonlama soliqqa tortishni oldini olish to‘g‘risidagi bitimlar doirasida pasaytirilgan soliq stavkalarini qo‘llashning nozik tomonlaridir. Tadbirkorlar va buxgalterlar bunday sertifikatlarni olish uchun bilishi kerak bo‘lgan barcha muhim ma’lumotlarni tizimlashtiruvchi qo‘llanma tayyorladim. 💼📑 Бухгалтер Толмачева Telegram | Instagram | Услуги аутсорса | Facebook | Youtube 💛 Muhim narsalar oddiy tilda! #rezident#yo'riqnoma

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@PensivePost · Post #5319 · 06/22/2021, 11:57 AM

Day 440 of the Apocalypse [June 15, 2021] Ready to say goodbye to my life, goodbye to all whom I loved, I sat on the rock that broke my leg. A roaring engine sound echoed through the mountains, I closed my eyes as I heard the car come closer, and I started to embrace my death. "Hey, get in!" The car stopped right besides me, I looked up and I saw a familiar face, it was Tom. "Hey cunt get in, except if you are one of those Hunters as well?" I tried to get up and 'walk' towards the car while dragging my broken leg behind me. Tom immediately took of, and told me what happened to him. To keep a long story short he was just gaming, minding his own business, while suddenly he heard everyone outside going crazy and hunting others, it was truly some crazy sh*t. We drove until we met the others and let them in the car so we could continue North, I still don't know how Tom knew where I was, or why he was going the same wat, well I have nothing to worry, I trust him. We drove for a couple of days until we came across a gas station, because of course a car needs fuel. We parked a few meters further so if there were Scavenger or as Tom calls them 'Hunters' , they couldn't hear them and we could surprise them. First things first tho, let's find some sticks to make a splint for my leg. A few minutes passed and we got my leg in a splint and made a cane so I could walk, or more stumble forward. Tom handed me a sniper rifle and said that I should go find a rooftop where I have a visuel on the gas station. "Tom, why do I have to do the sniping?" "Well, you can't really fight can you?" I nodded and entered a building that had a visuel on the station. Tom went closer the gas station, he stopped so he could hide for the Scavengers. We both saw no-one nearby, and so Tom grabbed his Jerry cans and started filling them up. And suddenly a group of scavengers came around the corner, all of them jumped Tom at once. I completely froze as I saw Tom killing the Scavengers from a distance. Tom grabbed his pocket knife and slashed the first one through the stomach making all of his intestines falling out, turning around stabbing someone's thigh, and following with a stab in the throat. there were still 3 guys left, and I was still completely frozen, unable to do anything. Tom was able to beat the third one to the ground, making him completely knocked out, while one of the other 2 grabbing him from behind, making him unable to move. While one of the Scavengers holds him, the other one approaches him. I dont see Tom after that, as the last one stands right in front of Tom. This is my last chance, I have to do something now, or Tom might not survive. Tying to take aim, finger on the trigger, and BANG. #review#YO#Fantasy#Diary

Сhilonzor tumani hokimligi Matbuot xizmati

@Chilonzor_tuman_hokimligi · Post #80557 · 02/19/2026, 11:11 AM

#Chilonzor #Yo‘lTa’miri #HarakatXavfsizligi 🛣 CHILONZOR TUMANIDA YO‘L TA’MIRLASH ISHLARI BOSHLANDI Chilonzor tumani hududida yo‘l infratuzilmasini yaxshilash hamda harakat xavfsizligini ta’minlash maqsadida navbatdagi ta’mirlash ishlari olib borilmoqda. Xususan, tumandagi Zargarlik ko‘chasida yo‘lning texnik holatidan kelib chiqib quyidagi ishlar amalga oshirilmoqda: 🔹 Chuqurlarni yamash (yamoqli ta’mirlash) – yo‘lning ayrim qismlaridagi nosozliklar va chuqurlar bartaraf etilmoqda; 🔹 Kartali ta’mirlash ishlari – eskirgan asfalt qoplamasi maxsus usulda kesib olinib, o‘rniga yangi asfalt yotqizilmoqda. Mazkur ishlar yo‘l sifati va fuqarolar xavfsizligini oshirishga xizmat qiladi. Ayni manzilda yuzaga kelayotgan vaqtinchalik noqulayliklar uchun yo‘lovchilardan uzr so‘raymiz hamda tushunishingizni so‘rab qolamiz. ⬅️⬅️⬅️Lavhamizda jarayonlar 🔵@Chilonzor_tumani_hokimligi

Сhilonzor tumani hokimligi Matbuot xizmati

@Chilonzor_tuman_hokimligi · Post #80366 · 02/16/2026, 11:43 AM

#Obodonlashtirish #Yo‘lTa’miri #XavfsizHarakat Yog‘ingarchilik oqibatlari bartaraf etilmoqda: Chilonzorda yo‘llarda ta’mirlash ishlari olib borildi Chilonzor tumani hududida so‘nggi kunlarda kuzatilgan yog‘ingarchiliklar natijasida ayrim ko‘chalardagi asfalt qoplamasida notekisliklar, chuqurchalar yuzaga kelgan edi. Mazkur holatlarni bartaraf etish maqsadida Chilonzor tumani Obodonlashtirish boshqarmasi ishchi-xodimlari tomonidan tezkor ravishda o‘rganish ishlari olib borilib, aniqlangan manzillarda asfalt qoplamasini tekislash va ta’mirlash ishlari amalga oshirildi. Ayni paytda tuman hududida harakat xavfsizligini ta’minlash hamda aholiga qulay sharoit yaratish maqsadida yo‘l infratuzilmasini yaxshilash ishlari izchil davom ettirilmoqda. 📣 Hurmatli fuqarolar! Agar ko‘chalarda ta’mirtalab joylarga duch kelsangiz, tumanimiz mas’ul xizmatlariga murojaat qilishingizni so‘raymiz. Barcha murojaatlar e’tibor bilan ko‘rib chiqiladi. 🔵@Chilonzor_tumani_hokimligi

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