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🚨BREAKING: 🎭 $99B Anonymous Bitcoin Founder Satoshi Nakamoto Now Outranks Most Richest Individuals Globally While Holding The Eighteenth Wealth Rank.

JUST IN:📊 Prediction Markets Weekly Spot Markets climbed from $0 to $5B in a year.

👀Cryptocurrency Market Overview Another weekend without volatility in Bitcoin, and the major altcoins aren't doing well either. Traders are still waiting for the US to strike Iran this weekend. Pizzerias around the Pentagon have become lively, while gay bars have emptied out. 🪙 BTC is trading around $89,629 🔷 ETH is fluctuating around $2,959 📈 The biggest increase in a day was shown by KAIA +38.66% 📉 The biggest drop was shown by DASH -5.83% 📊 Indicators: 😨 Fear and Greed Index - 24 💲 Altseason Index - 41 📈 Long/Short Ratio - 51/49 💰 Crypto market capitalization - $2.99 trillion 👑 Bitcoin dominance - 59.82% 🇮🇷 Also, international airlines are canceling flights to the Middle East due to the "security situation", which also adds uncertainty. 🥈 For the first time in history, silver is $103, becoming the TOP-2 asset worldwide. The value has increased by more than 350% over the year. 🏦 Banking giant UBS plans to launch crypto trading for its clients. 🇺🇸The SEC promises to continue efforts to implement Donald Trump's promise to "make the US the cryptocurrency capital of the world". 🏦 The largest blockchain auditor CertiK plans to conduct an IPO in the US. 🔶 Binans is going to start trading stocks again.

NEW: 📊Polymarket trader ascetic0x turned $12 into over $100k by compounding $BTC predictions.

🚨 HUGE: Solana's RWA ecosystem hit a new ATH of $1B.

🇮🇷 In Iran, people are massively buying Bitcoin with all their savings The local rial has turned into toilet paper. A few weeks ago, you could get 42,000 rials for a dollar, but today it's already 1.06 million. The exchange rate has skyrocketed by +2500%📉 🪙According to Chainalysis: Iranians are massively hoarding cryptocurrency not for quick profits, but simply to survive. For locals, this is the only way to save their savings and transfer them out of the country without the interference of banks and authorities.

⚡️Solana and Starknet had a public argument on Twitter Solana and Starknet had a public argument on Twitter. 🪙 Solana decided to mock Starknet's "fundamentals": 8 daily active users, 10 transactions, but the FDV is inflated to the sky - $15 billion. Zero it out. 📝 Starknet's response: "Yes, there are 8 users, but they're all whales."

⚡️Elon Musk is switching Tesla's autopilot to a subscription-only model 🚘 Starting February 14, you won't be able to buy the feature permanently for $8k anymore. Now, you'll have to shell out $99 every month until you sell your car. The reason for this "generosity": As part of the contract, Elon needs to amass 10 million paying subscribers to receive his coveted $1 trillion bonus. 📉 Tesla's stock naturally plummeted. Workers weren't happy about Musk getting a trillion-dollar bonus while they're stuck with a perpetual subscription to their own steering wheel. Don't pay? Just take the wheel yourself