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🚨BREAKING: 🇺🇸 Michael Saylor’s Strategy Bought Another 13,627 Bitcoin Worth $1.2 Billion, Now Hodl 687,410 BTC Acquired For ~$51.80 Billion At ~$75,353 Per Bitcoin. HE IS BUYING BITCOIN LIKE MACHINE 😳

📊 UPDATE: Long-term holders have halted $BTC selling for the first time since July 2025, per crypto investor James Pillows.

👀Cryptocurrency Market Overview 🐱 Against the backdrop of a local correction in precious metals, Bitcoin rebounded to $90k. It seems that a reverse correlation has emerged between assets. Ether reached $3k, pulling most altcoins into the green zone. Luddites have been given hope for a Santa Rally. 🪙 BTC is trading around - $88,100 🔷 ETH is fluctuating around - $2,974 📈 The biggest increase over the day was - CC +6.06% 📉 The biggest drop was - PIPPIN -6.56% 📊 Indicators: 😨 Fear and Greed Index - 25 💵 Altseason Index - 37 📈 Long/Short Ratio - 51/49 💰 Cryptocurrency Market Capitalization - $2.95 trillion 👑 Bitcoin Dominance - 59.70% 😐 If Bitcoin suddenly surges to $96k, more than $7.5 billion of shorts will be liquidated. 🇰🇿 The Central Bank of Kazakhstan has approved the tokenization of gold reserves and crypto payments via QR codes, as well as the development of a national stablecoin. 💸 Trust Wallet has counted 2,596 hacked wallets, but there are more than 5,000 compensation claims. The wallet promises full compensation to all victims of the hack. 🕕 Michael Saylor announced a return to BTC purchases. 🔮Forecast: Bitcoin has hit a resistance in the upward channel and has not been able to break through it yet. Ahead are pre-holiday days, and many expect a decrease in volatility, but this is precisely when manipulations could occur.

📉Bitmain is dumping the prices of ASICs The mining giant has sharply reduced the prices of its machines, both old and new. The reason is the deterioration of the mining economy - the network's hash rate is at a low point, and Bitcoin has fallen, resulting in a shrinking profitability and ASICs simply no longer being able to pay for themselves properly. 🔽As a result: the demand for new equipment has fallen and Bitmain is forced to rapidly cut prices in order to somehow maintain sales. 🤨 When even Bitmain itself is dumping, it means that the hardware market is overheated to the maximum.

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👀Crypto Market Overview 👍 Another manipulation on Monday and a sell-off. Bitcoin failed to hold $90k. Top altcoins are mostly in the red zone. The Santa Rally seems to have only started for precious metals. However, historically, when gold pumped and hit ATH, Bitcoin followed suit, but with a delay. 🪙 BTC is trading around - $87,576 🔷 ETH is fluctuating around - $2,963 📈 The biggest increase in a day was - CRV +2.90% 📉 The biggest drop was - BEAT -29.54% 📊 Indicators: 😨 Fear and Greed Index - 25 💵 Altseason Index - 37 📈 Long/Short Ratio - 48/52 💵 Crypto Market Capitalization - $2.93 trillion 👑 Bitcoin Dominance - 59.58% 🪙 BTC options worth $23 billion expire on December 26th, which could add volatility. ❌ British neobank Revolut is ceasing operations in Ukraine due to local legislation issues. Funds must be withdrawn within 60 days. 🇪🇺 The EU Council approved the offline and online versions of the digital euro (CBDC). 🟠 BlackRock named Bitcoin one of the biggest investments of the year. 🪙 There are significantly more negative comments about $XRP on social media now than usual. Historically, such periods often precede price increases. 🔮Forecast: Another attempt to break $90k failed. The possibility of a retest of support at $85k has emerged. Trading volumes are declining again, so a downward scenario is our priority for the near future, but manipulations are still possible.

🚨LATEST: Bearish sentiment is spiking across social media after Bitcoin's pullback to $84.8K, with retail pushing fear harder than bullish narratives. Historically, this is a contrarian signal for a potential bounce, per Santiment.

📊Trending MEME Coins Today $PIPPIN 29.48% $ORDI 4.53% $BAN 1.03% $APEPE 0.85% $M -0.17% $PUFF -0.23% $GOHOME -0.58% $币安人生 -1.44% $CHEEMS -1.87% $LION -1.94%

👀Cryptocurrency Market Overview 🎩 There was an attempt to recover the market, but the increasing likelihood of a pause in the Fed's rate cuts wiped it out. Unemployment in the US, which rose to 4.6% in November - the highest since October 2021, also had an impact. 🪙 BTC is trading around - $86,636 🔷 ETH is fluctuating around - $2,924 📈 The biggest increase in a day was - NIGHT +10.93% 📉 The biggest drop was - PIPPIN -16.88% 📊 Indicators: 😨 Fear and Greed Index - 15 💵 Altseason Index - 37 📈 Long/Short Ratio - 49/51 💰 Cryptocurrency market capitalization - $2.92 trillion. 👑 Bitcoin dominance - 59.23% 🔽 Speculators are actively shorting. If Bitcoin suddenly rallies to $97k, liquidations will reach $6.5 billion. And if Ether rallies to $3,300, liquidations will amount to $3.85 billion. Since January 2025, the SEC has suspended or closed 60% of cases against crypto companies, including investigations against Ripple and Bananax. 🛠 Nasdaq has filed an application with the SEC to extend trading hours for stocks and ETFs to 23 hours a day. 🥷 The Yearn Finance project was hacked for the second time in a month - this time, hackers stole $300k. Previously, $9 million was withdrawn from the protocol. 🔶 The total capital inflow to Bananax has reached a record $1.17 trillion - which is 31% more than last year. 🪙 BNB Chain announced the release of its own stablecoin. 👤 Tesla shares hit a new high: +$900 billion in capitalization over 7 months. AlphaTON Capital announced strategic investments in Alpha Liquid Terminal to integrate trading AI agents and tokenized financial products into Telegram. TON has chosen the global payment company OpenPayd to ensure its global fiat operations. 🔮Forecast: There's been a lot of FUD about the start of a bear market, the end of the 4-year cycle, and the beginning of a 2-year correction. The sentiment is as bearish as possible, and altcoins are gradually hitting new lows. There's a chance that the bears will try to end the year in the red.

Last time Bitcoin’s RSI hit this low, Bitcoin rallied 1,000% 📈🔥

If you had bought $10 of #Bitcoin every day for the last 10 years… today you would have $295 million 🤯 with a total investment of just $36,000 🤑🚀

🔥 Tether plans a share sale to raise up to $20B, valuing the firm near $500B, with buybacks or tokenized equity considered for investor exits.