Sickipedia@sickipedia · Post #9675 · 02/16/2025, 06:01 AM
A woman visits the Noah's Ark Museum
Once inside, she is fascinated by the one exhibit entitled "The Lion lays down with the Lamb". It is a zoo like enclosure with a lion and a lamb living in it.
The woman asks the tour guide, "So I guess this shows how the Lord made predators and prey coexist on the Ark."
The guide answers, "Exactly, just like it is happening in this exhibit"
"Do they ever fight?", she asks.
"Occasionally"
"What do you then?"
"We get another lamb"
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Sickipedia@sickipedia · Post #9672 · 02/15/2025, 06:01 AM
A million dollars won't make you any happier
I have $100 million now but I was just as happy when I had $99 million.
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Sickipedia@sickipedia · Post #9667 · 02/13/2025, 07:01 AM
My grandmother said I inherited my grandfather’s lovely big brown eyes. It made me cry …
… because what I really wanted was his money.
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Sickipedia@sickipedia · Post #9661 · 02/11/2025, 07:01 AM
A very frugal couple always used to brag to each other how much money they could save.
One day the husband arrived home from work and said, "Today I saved $1.50. I ran behind the bus rather than riding it."
The wife responded, "IDIOT! Had you run behind a cab, you could have saved $15.00!"
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Sickipedia@sickipedia · Post #9652 · 02/08/2025, 07:01 AM
Man 1: what's the diffrence between toilet paper and drapes?
Man 2: Well drapes are thicker
Man 1: So it was you
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Sickipedia@sickipedia · Post #9645 · 02/06/2025, 06:01 AM
Leonardo DiCaprio has removed all his movies from Netflix.
Netflix turned 27 this year.
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Sickipedia@sickipedia · Post #9609 · 01/25/2025, 04:01 PM
Two blondes fell down a hole. One said, "It's dark in here isn't it?" The other replied, "I don't know; I can't see.
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Sickipedia@sickipedia · Post #9605 · 01/24/2025, 11:01 AM
If I ever hit the lottery, I guarantee everyone around me will be rich.
I'll be moving to Beverly Hills.
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Sickipedia@sickipedia · Post #9590 · 01/19/2025, 07:01 AM
A man went to the movies and was surprised to find a woman with a big collie sitting in front of him.
A man went to the movies and was surprised to find a woman with a big collie sitting in front of him. Even more amazing was the fact that the dog always laughed in the right places through the comedy.
"Excuse me," the man said to the woman, "but I think it's astounding that your dog enjoys the movie so much."
"I am surprised myself, " she replied. "He hated the book."
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Sickipedia@sickipedia · Post #9585 · 01/17/2025, 11:01 AM
A father and son are out in a field and the father says "Son everything you see before you will be yours when I die"
The son replies: but father I'm blind, I can't see anything?
The father says: yes and I'm poor
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Sickipedia@sickipedia · Post #9583 · 01/16/2025, 04:01 PM
My therapist just told me: From now on, please make an effort to forget all the people who have hurt you.
I replied: I will.
Then she told me: "Today's appointment is 500 dollars."
I asked her: "Do i know you?"
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Sickipedia@sickipedia · Post #9581 · 01/16/2025, 06:01 AM
Superman calls to Lois Lane, "Lois come in here a second! I want you to see something."
Lois comes into the room and says, "What is it?"
Superman points across the room at their dog, whom he has dressed up with glasses and a tie.
Lois says, "... who the hell is that?"
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