Post #9293

A guy wakes up with a massive hangover and stumbles into the kitchen, where he finds his wife. “Hey, honey, did you upgrade the bathroom?” he asks. “Why do you ask?” she replies, curious. “Well, I opened the bathroom door, the light turned on by itself, and a cool breeze blew right into my face! It was amazing!” His wife glares at him and says, “So you’re the idiot who pissed in the fridge last night!” #other @Sickipedia