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A reporter heard that a man in town was turning 101 years old and went to interview him. He asked him "What's the secret to your long life?" The old man said "The secret to long life is clean living: never drink alcohol, never smoke, never use foul language." Just then they heard a commotion and string of expletives coming from the foyer. "Who's that?" the reporter asked. "Oh, that's just my older brother coming home drunk from the cigar shop again." #other @Sickipedia