Edward Slavsquat

Hello friends, About a year ago some of you asked me some very interesting questions. I answered approximately 2 out of 50 of these queries a week later. Then—nothing. Well, today I have responded to 3 more questions. Only 45 to go! https://edwardslavsquat.substack.com/p/russian-sovereignty-and-the-curious#details

Welcome to the first episode of The Worst of All Worlds, a new biweekly audio dispatch featuring Rolo Slavskiy, Marko Marjanović, and your humble Shipwrecked-in-Tbilisi Correspondent. Today’s episode is about Ukraine. (It’s a country in Eastern Europe near Poland and Belarus.) https://edwardslavsquat.substack.com/p/deep-thoughts-about-ukraine#details

Russia's ministry of defense issued a compulsory vaccination decree in June 2021. All servicemembers (including conscripts) had to get injected. Will the same happen to the 300k Russians who have been called up to fight? [source: Moscow Speaking]

Americans will eat bugs. Germans will eat bugs. Ukrainians will eat bugs. Poles will eat bugs. Russians will eat bugs. Strange that we are killing each other while being told to eat bugs by our space lizard overlords. 🤷‍♂️🐛 [source: RBK]

300,000 Russians are being ordered to risk their lives in Ukraine. Meanwhile, Russia is pumping gas across Ukraine. [source: TASS] 🤔

Just what Russia needs right now: a new COVID clot-shot! And not just any clot-shot. A clot-shot developed by a member of the Bill Gates-funded Global Preparedness Monitoring Board (fellow members include America's favorite doctor, Anthony Fauci). 💉😬[source: TASS]

https://edwardslavsquat.substack.com/p/russia-mobilizes-open-thread

At least the Bank of Russia has a sense of humor🫠[source: URA.ru]

My face diaper is more multi-polar than yours.🙃 [source: TASS]

Perspectives from Russia's most popular military news portal. https://edwardslavsquat.substack.com/p/ukraines-counterattack-unheeded-warnings

"Despite all the assurances that new gene vaccines cannot affect reproductive performance in any way, the numbers indicate that this issue may be much more serious than anyone would like to imagine."😐[source: Nakanune.ru]

The Ukrainian military has launched a counter-offensive in the Kharkov region. There are many hot takes about this. We are not going to provide you with a Military Analysis. Instead, we will offer a brief overview of how we arrived at the current state of affairs—and ask the simplest of questions: Can we please stop with the malarkey and have an honest dialogue about what has occurred over the past six months? Please? It’s time. https://edwardslavsquat.substack.com/p/insane-in-the-ukraine