Edward Slavsquat

Rostec, Russia's state-owned defense conglomerate, has announced that its new "combined influenza and COVID-19" vaccine has passed preclinical trials. 🤔

China is now toying with mRNA shots? Um, why? 😐 (source: Global Times)

Americans are told to hate Russians. Russians are told to hate Americans. Meanwhile, everyone is being pumped full of Remdesivir. There's a lesson here, somewhere.🧐 (source: mskagency / TASS )

There is no reason to worry, Telegram Friend. Sviridov is more powerful than the most untested clot-shot. We will win, in the end. 🤝🙂https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCgAUpSdJOY

Gref attended a conference last week where he revealed the long-hidden secret to remaining SberRelevant😇https://edwardslavsquat.substack.com/p/friendly-banker-wants-to-turn-russians

PUBLIC HEALTH 🫠(source: TASS)

Public Service Announcement: If you don't get re-injected you are basically guaranteed to die. 💉🙃(source: TASS)

My clot-shot passport is more multi-polar than yours!!!!!😎 [source: TASS]

A woman in Perm was vaccinated with a twice-expired dose of Sputnik V. The batch had an expiration date of March 31, that was later extended to June 30. But she was vaccinated in ... August. According to local media, the region's health ministry said there was no reason for concern. Science. 🫠

A few updates and announcements for you. ❤️ https://edwardslavsquat.substack.com/p/amazing-announcements-from-edward

Russia’s regions have launched an aggressive re-injection campaign. It’s important to understand that they are not making this decision independently. On August 23, federal authorities held a video conference with regional officials to discuss “organization of vaccination of the population against COVID-19.” Regions were instructed to: – “develop a plan … aimed at increasing the level of herd immunity”; - “take comprehensive measures aimed at increasing vaccination coverage, paying special attention to patients discharged from inpatient treatment centers, medical and pedagogical workers, and labor unions”; - “increase the pace of vaccination in social service institutions (psychiatric clinics, nursing homes for the elderly and disabled, and other institutions)” 🧐

Oryol is deploying "mobile vaccination points" across the region. 💉💉😔 [source: TASS]