Edward Slavsquat

March 15, RT: “HTS and its foreign recruits have unleashed an unspeakable wave of violence against Alawite, Christian, and Druze communities. Entire villages have been erased, their inhabitants slaughtered in the dead of night. Yet, as these horrors unfold, the world remains indifferent, and the silence of international powers only emboldens the perpetrators.” March 20, TASS: “Russian President Vladimir Putin confirmed Russia's readiness to develop practical cooperation with the Syrian leadership on all issues on the agenda … ‘Russia's continued readiness to develop practical cooperation with the Syrian leadership on the entire range of issues on the bilateral agenda in order to strengthen traditionally friendly Russian-Syrian relations was confirmed,’ Peskov said.” 😐

How will Moscow protect the Multipolar World Order from the Satanic West after Donbass’ rare earth metals are liberated by Haliburton? M-A-R-S (with Elon Musk). https://edwardslavsquat.substack.com/p/russia-to-denazify-mars-with-elon

OPEN THREAD OPEN THREAD GO SPAM THE OPEN THREAD https://edwardslavsquat.substack.com/p/birch-branch-bunch-banya-beatdown

State Duma Deputy Anatoly Aksakov predicted that “balanced decisions” about control measures would be “gradually” implemented once the digital ruble enters mass circulation. https://edwardslavsquat.substack.com/p/the-digital-ruble-should-be-used

The Sirius Federal Territory, a former suburb of Sochi, intends to fast-track the use of robots, artificial intelligence, biometric technologies, and the digital ruble in markets and restaurants, Parlamentskaya Gazeta, the official newspaper of Russia’s Federal Assembly, reported on Friday. https://edwardslavsquat.substack.com/p/russias-model-town-to-fast-track

It’s been almost a year since our last VILLAGE MAYHEM post, which makes no sense because it’s basically non-stop mayhem in the village. Time for a long-overdue MAYHEM update. https://edwardslavsquat.substack.com/p/village-mayhem-i-misgendered-my-cat

On a frigid January morning, village co-conspirator Ekaterina knocked on Anna Yegorovna’s door and asked for an impromptu interview. Anna Yegorovna, who lives just up the road from the Edward Institute for Village Studies HQ, graciously agreed. https://edwardslavsquat.substack.com/p/people-have-become-boring

Everything went according to plan? https://edwardslavsquat.substack.com/p/putins-ultimatum-to-satanic-west

😐 [interfax.ru]

Russia's Constitutional Court has ruled that it's perfectly legal to coerce millions of Russians to get injected with an experimental genetic drug to stop the spread of positive PCR tests. [rbc.ru] 🫠

TV BRICS (Russian state media): South Africa tells WEF that it will prioritize sustainable development during its G20 presidency. It's like a multipolar haiku. ❤️

The inclusive nature of Pay with a Smile is a huge win for convenience and could help make biometrics the #1 payment method in Russia. But some convenience-haters have doubts! https://edwardslavsquat.substack.com/p/ungrateful-russians-apprehensive