Edward Slavsquat

The world is at a crossroads. There are two distinct visions for the future of humankind. You must choose one and then argue with strangers on the internet who are inadequately enthusiastic about your choice, which is perhaps the most meaningful and consequential choice you will ever make. https://edwardslavsquat.substack.com/p/would-you-like-know-what-brics-just

Klaus Schwab is on suicide watch after Russia’s central bank announced on Thursday that it is preparing for the large-scale implementation of the digital ruble, colloquially known in the Global South as the CBDC That Cares™, as early as mid-2025. https://edwardslavsquat.substack.com/p/globalists-flee-in-terror-as-russia

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE — The Edward Institute's Department of Kitten Studies is proud to announce the acquisition of a new kitten, Sabrina, who was adopted after being discovered on the side of the road. Welcome to Team Slavsquat, Sabrina! 🤝🙂🐈🐈🐈

Vladimir Putin, who has held continuous positions as president or prime minister of the Russian Federation since 1999, was recently surprised to learn that Russia is a resource pipeline for its Trusted Partners in the East & West, and subsequently has to import many things it could easily produce domestically. 🤷‍♂️

Happy belated Older Persons Day! https://edwardslavsquat.substack.com/p/a-modest-day-of-older-persons

Moscow is still paying Kiev to transit Russian gas to Europe via a gas metering station in Russia's Kursk Oblast that has been occupied by the Ukrainian military since August 6. War is a funny business. 🫠 [source: TASS.ru]

Yes, I know, it's insane, but public gatherings are still banned in Moscow because of The Virus. If you don't believe me, just read this August press release published by Russia's Communist Party. Only "concerts and pro-government rallies (permitted by the authorities)" are safe from the dreaded Virus! 😷🙃

A group of dangerous criminals tried to commit vile Virus-spreading murder in Moscow. Thankfully, their terrorism was prevented by the city's benevolent public health measures! 🫠 (hat tip to Anna Rudneva for the story)

"We will plan for the future and strengthen our collective efforts to turbocharge the full implementation of the 2030 Agenda for Sustainable Development by 2030 and beyond." 😐https://edwardslavsquat.substack.com/p/the-pact-for-the-future-seems-nice

The city of Surgut plans to install facial recognition cameras in all schools: "Identity will be established through the lens. Surgut schools are planning to equip cameras with facial recognition technology. This was reported to journalists by the city's mayor, Maxim Slepov, at a ceremony dedicated to the Day of Knowledge." [sitv.ru]

September 15, 2024 - Russian Health Minister & former WHO Executive Board member Mikhail Murashko: Russia recorded a 17.3% increase in COVID [positive PCR test] cases over the past week!!!!! Don’t worry, there are plenty of [positive PCR test] meds. Just make sure to start treatment early! October 8, 2021 – Murashko: The medications that Russia uses to treat [a positive PCR test] will "save your life" but will also cause toxic liver damage. Sorry about that lol. "Public health." 🫠🥂