Edward Slavsquat

Good night, friends. During these strange and precarious times we must aim for playful co-existence with the world, as the Igor Moiseyev Ballet masterfully demonstrated in this YouTube video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bM24SQR45RY

Russia has its own Davos—the St. Petersburg International Economic Forum—and this year’s agenda is going to vaporize the Federal Reserve. https://edwardslavsquat.substack.com/p/mass-vaccination-and-climate-change?s=w

Please no. Please.(TASS)

April 10, 2021: Alexander Gintsburg, Russia’s Anthony Fauci, says he believes Sputnik V will provide lifelong immunity against “COVID-19.” April 10, 2022: Gintsburg instructs Russians to get re-vaccinated every six months, forever, and suggests it would be totally fine to inject yourself with two boosters at the same time. SAFE & EFFECTIVE.🤝

May 25: Russia says it will not leave the WHO on its own initiative. May 26: WHO gives Russia another excellent reason to leave. May 31: ?????? LEAVE ALREADY ???????

Good night, Telegram friends. Do not fret. Embrace your inner stoic monkey. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q86g1aop6a8

Sounds legit. 👌🐵https://edwardslavsquat.substack.com/p/russia-creates-genetic-smallpox-vaccine?s=w

Russia's Federal Service for Surveillance on Consumer Rights Protection and Human Wellbeing (Rospotrebnadzor) has developed a genetic smallpox vaccine. While Russia already has 3 registered smallpox vaccines, these drugs can cause unpleasant side effects, the agency expertly explained. Rospotrebnadzor reassured the public that its new vaccine, created in less than 30 days (???), was safe and effective. 🐵

Have a restful evening, friends. Until tomorrow — https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MiX1GJZS0qc

While taking the train into Moscow this morning I had the honor of crossing paths with this guitar-playing gentleman. I hope his electric chords bring you good fortune and happiness, wherever you may be.

Good morning, friends. Have a "fun and tasty" Sunday! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m94tRyvwVS4

Russian McDonald's will (reportedly) be renamed "Fun and Tasty."👌I'm Lovin' It. Okay, that's enough internet for today, byebye...