Post #2399

Всем замечательного пятничного утра:-) Начнем этот день с чего-то приятного! For you to smile:-) A nice day to everyone! 1. "I’m not a complete idiot; some parts are missing." 2. "I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already!" 3. "I’m not short, I’m fun-sized!" 4. "I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already!" 5. "I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget at the same time." 6. "If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of payments." #General_notes