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😎Why a cat is better than a wife: A Purr-fectly Logical Analysis! 1. Всю жизнь хóдит в однóй шýбе. [fsyu zhizn' kho-dit v ad-noy shu-be] Wears the same fur coat her whole life. 2. Не занимáет вáнную на два часá. [ni za-ni-ma-yet van-nu-yu na dva chi-sa] Doesn't occupy the bathroom for two hours. 3. Разбра́с‌ывает носк‌и́ вмéсте с тобóй. [raz-bra-sy-va-yet nas-ki vmye-stye s ta-boy] Scatters socks withyou. 4. Смóтрит с тобóй футбóл, а не тýрецкие серúалы. [smo-trit s ta-boy fut-bol a ni tu-re-tski-ye si-ri-a-ly] Watches football with you, not Turkish soap operas. 5. Не грéет об теб‌я хóлодные лáпы. [ni gre-it ap ti-bya kha-lo-dny-ye la-py] Doesn't warm her cold paws on you. 6. Лýчший подáрок - пакéт! [luch-shyj pa-da-rak - pa-kyet] The best gift is a plastic bag! #just_a_joke #useful_vocabulary 😎RCR | Support | Boost