Edward Slavsquat

Thanks in advance, Santa. and Merry Gregorian Calendar Christmas! ⛄️https://edwardslavsquat.substack.com/p/all-i-want-for-xmas-is-an-abandoned

“Digital public infrastructure” is a friendly space lizard euphemism for “you will be cattle-tagged and you will like it.” It's also a top priority for Moscow. https://edwardslavsquat.substack.com/p/moscow-to-prioritize-davos-endorsed

Thank goodness Sberbank had the foresight to develop no-contact thermometer machine-things that also scan your retinas for terrorism.⛄️⛄️🎄 https://edwardslavsquat.substack.com/p/seasons-greetings-from-st-petersburg

It's finally here! After days of rigorous testing, the New & Improved Sputnik V is hitting store shelves across Russia. "The effectiveness of this vaccine is close to 100%", according to Gamaleya Center Director Alexander Gintsburg, even though there are zero published studies showing this and the clinical trial data is classified. Science. 🫠

WATCH YOUR BACK, CARBON! GREF AND BRICS ARE COMING FOR YOU! https://edwardslavsquat.substack.com/p/russias-friendliest-bank-will-help

https://edwardslavsquat.substack.com/p/sustainable-surveillance Considering Russia recently introduced a for-profit centralized biometric database partly owned by an IMF-obedient central bank, this is actually one of Moscow’s more benign centralization schemes.

Edward's adventures with Lev the village lumberjack https://edwardslavsquat.substack.com/p/stove-faux-pas-and-unrequited-village

"I will undoubtedly retain the fondest memory of him" Putin wrote in a message expressing his condolences to Kissinger's wife 😇😇😇https://edwardslavsquat.substack.com/p/putin-mourns-death-of-extraordinary

There are only three things that are certain in life: death, taxes, and Vladimir Putin periodically meeting with Davos disciple Herman Gref to discuss how Herr Gref’s friendly bank will use AI to usher in “a new page in the development of mankind”. https://edwardslavsquat.substack.com/p/putin-i-have-a-sberdream

Where did the Zs go? https://edwardslavsquat.substack.com/p/the-mystery-of-the-vanishing-z

Unfortunately there are still many Russians with attitude problems who are not excited for their first spoonful of Mite Stroganoff 🐛🐛🐛🍾🍾https://edwardslavsquat.substack.com/p/moscow-challenges-washingtons-fly

Public health. You can laugh or you can cry 🫠🫠https://edwardslavsquat.substack.com/p/bludgeoning-the-proles-with-public