И снова третье сентября 1 АПРЕЛЯ
Сегодня День смеха, все устраивают розыгрыши или делятся смешными историями. Такие есть и у меня, вот парочка.
1️⃣ Когда я ходил еще “пешком” в одно большое серьезное финансовое учреждение, не было даже интернета, а телефон был главным инструментом для торговли акциями и облигациями. Компанией руководила некая дама-директор. И вот у нее была секретарша, девочка-блондинка.
Этой милой девочке я позвонил с утра 1 апреля и сказал, что сегодня будет подаваться ток высокого напряжения по телефонным кабелям. И нужно все телефоны возле терминалов накрыть мокрыми тряпками.
Когда мы пришли на работу к началу торгов, все телефоны были накрыты мокрыми тряпками. Где она взяла столько тряпок, я не знаю!
2️⃣Производная второго порядка - работал в крупной инвестиционной компании, где все знали, что я люблю шутить. Было весьма трудно кого-то обмануть. Правда, был один человек мега-ответственный, юрист – никогда не шутил и шуток не понимал.
И вот ранним утром 1 апреля – это был выходной день – у нас назначена тренировка по футболу. Я позвонил ему и сказал, что в зале покрасили полы, тренировка отменяется.
Его даже не нужно было просить – он сам обзвонил всех и отменил тренировку. И все спросонья поверили – тем более, знали, что он точно никогда не шутит, этот парень с серьезным голосом. Народ улегся “досыпать”, отменил свои планы.
Выдержав примерно час, я снова набрал его и объяснил, что пошутил, мол, 1 апреля же. И затем мы с ним уже вдвоем всех обзванивали – сказать, что это была шутка, чтобы они приходили. К сожалению, до некоторых так и не удалось дозвониться во второй раз, видимо, крепко заснули – и тренировка прошла в половинном составе.
☘️ Мне будет очень приятно, если вы улыбнулись! Делитесь своими смешными историями в комментариях!
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